Kate Miller-Heidke releases hilarious Christmas charity single

Kate Miller-Heidke is releasing a charity Christmas single, with all proceeds going to Bowel Cancer Australia. In the great tradition of Christmas duets, she has teamed up The Beards - acclaimed by many as the best facial hair themed comedy rock band in Australia, and proud advocates of all things hairy.  Ever since Kate covered You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man on stage at the 2012 APRA Awards, and The Beards accompanied Kate on her Nightflight album tour, fans have been clamouring for a collaboration. (Well, technically, one person asked on Twitter). She invited lead singer Johann Beardraven, his trusty saxophone in hand, into the studio to make bearded, innuendo-laden magic.

The result is “I’m Growing A Beard Downstairs For Christmas” by Kate Miller-Heidke featuring The Beards - a Christmas single like no other. Not many songs address the serious issues of manscaping and clamscaping, but this song does it with a smile. A hairy sideways smile. It delivers its important personal grooming message with jangling sleigh bells and ding-dongs merrily on high - not to mention a touch of 80’s power ballad sax. It is a warm, hirsute, winter wonderland of a song, full of Christmas cheer and hairy bums, promoting traditional Christmas values like love, togetherness and not shaving your pubic areas.

Kate says, “The Beards opened for me on tour a couple of years ago, and some of their fans heckled me for not having a beard. This song is my revenge on them. Also, it taps into my sick love of Christmas songs. It’s one of the poppiest, most upbeat songs I’ve ever written and it’s my dream that it gets played at Westfield during extended Christmas shopping hours. Also, it’s for charity.”

That charity is Bowel Cancer Australia and their annual fundraising effort, Decembeard. This December, people all over the country will be growing their beards - be it downstairs or upstairs - to raise money to fight bowel cancer and help save lives. Anyone who participates in Decembeard, or sponsors someone involved, will receive a free download of the song.  Available through iTunes and other outlets from 27 November, all proceeds will be donated to Bowel Cancer Australia. However, the best way to purchase the song is with the spirit of Christmas giving in mind, by heading to Bowel Cancer Australia’s dedicated website [http://www.decembeard.org.au/ChristmasSingle] to receive a download in exchange for a donation of any amount, $2 or over. While you’re there, you can also sign up for Decembeard and get that facial hair started. It’s what The Beards would want.

Claire Annear of Bowel Cancer Australia says, “We really appreciate the creative way Kate has used her new Christmas single to encourage more people to be bowel cancer aware this Decembeard, and help save lives. Bowel cancer is the second biggest cancer killer of Australians, and affects men and women almost equally.  However the good news is that it is also preventable, treatable and beatable if detected early. Proudly 100% community funded, Bowel Cancer Australia relies on the generous support of individuals and organisations to continue its vital work in advocacy, awareness, education, patient support and research.”

Beyond Christmas, Kate will appear at the Sydney Festival’s season of her opera The Rabbits, continuing on from sold-out runs in Perth and Melbourne, after having won 4 Helpmann Awards (including Best Score and Best New Australian Work). She will also be appearing with the Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra, performing a suite of symphonic pop songs at MONA FOMA Festival in Hobart in January. After this amazing year of musicals, acting, collaborations and not shaving her unmentionables, Kate is ready to once again unleash her incomparable voice and acclaimed live show on audiences around Australia.  Don’t miss this last chance to see one of Australia’s most exciting and talented performers before she disappears again into the studio.

KATE MILLER-HEIDKE - FEBRUARY-MARCH 2016 TOUR DATES

TICKETS ON SALE: FRIDAY 27 NOVEMBER at 10:00am 
EXCEPT ADELAIDE - ON SALE WEDNESDAY 2 DECEMBER **
AND FREMANTLE – ON SALE FRIDAY 4 DECEMBER***

THUR 11 FEB        THE BYRON THEATRE, BYRON BAY, NSW (All ages)
Tickets: http://www.byroncentre.com.au & (02) 6685 6807

FRI 12 FEB        IPSWICH CIVIC CENTRE, IPSWICH, QLD (All ages)
Tickets: http://www.ipswichciviccentre.com.au & (07) 3810 6100

SUN 14 FEB        THE TRIFFID    BRISBANE, QLD (18+)
Tickets: http://tickets.thetriffid.com.au

THUR 18 FEB        THE FACTORY THEATRE,SYDNEY, NSW (All ages)
Tickets: http://www.factorytheatre.com.au

FRI 19 FEB        LAYCOCK STREET THEATRE, GOSFORD, NSW (All ages)
Tickets: http://www.gosford.nsw.gov.au/theatres (02) 4323 3233

SAT 20 FEB        ESTONIAN HOUSE,     MELBOURNE, VIC (18+)
Tickets: http://shadowelectric.com.au/tix 

WED 2 MAR        THE SPIEGELTENT, ADELAIDE, SA ** (All ages) 
GARDEN OF UNEARTHLY DELIGHTS 
Tickets: www.gardenofunearthlydelights.com.au 

FRI 4 MAR        J-SHED, BATHERS BEACH, FREMANTLE, WA *** (18+)
Tickets: www.jshed.com.au

WED 9 MAR        MONTROSE TOWN CENTRE, MONTROSE, VIC (All ages)
Tickets: www.culturetracks.info & 1300 368 333

FRI 11 MAR        BURRINJA CULTURAL CENTRE, UPWEY, VIC (All ages)
Tickets: http://www.burrinja.org.au & (03) 9754 8723

SAT 12 MAR        PORT FAIRY FOLK FESTIVAL, PORT FAIRY, VIC (All ages)
Tickets: http://www.portfairyfolkfestival.com